 | James
I am not a genius, and I don't like living with my rich parents.
I will eat anything, don't like walking, and live in a sub.
I have a boss, not a leader.
I believe in crossdressing, not pants-wearing, in stealing, not giving.
And the wheezing is a truly proud and stinky pokemon.
A Majicarp is worth $300! A victreebel is friendly!
And it is pronounced Botch! Not Butch, Botch!
Crossdressing is the second smallest group,
The first group of guys wearing dresses,
And the best part of being on Team Rocket!
My name is James, and I am on Team Rocket!
Jessie
I am not a hag, or Cassidy's friend.
I'm the most beautiful, the smartest, and the best member of my team.
I have a wabuffet, not a likitung (any more).
I believe in Pikachu stealing, not doing honest work, in twirp hating, not helping.
And the Arbok is a truly lovely and charming pokemon!
Majicarps are pieces of crap! James should not be trusted with money!
And it is pronounced wabuffet, not waboffit.
Twirp hating is the largest group,
The best way to get blown up,
And the best part of being on Team Rocket!
My name is Jessie, and I am on Team Rocket!
Meowth
I am not a human or a Persian.
I walk on two feet, speak English, and have a job.
I'm on a team, not a group.
I believe in Jessie-scratching, James-riding, and Boss-hating.
And the Meowth is a truly proud and great pokemon!
A Majicarp would make a great lunch! I am smarter than Jessie and James!
And it's pronounced Meowth, not moth! Meowth!
Pokemon cats are a very large group,
The first Pokemon on Team Rocket,
And the best part of the team!
My name is Meowth, and I am on Team Rocket!
Ash (Don't worry, we're bashing him)
I am not a pokemon master, or even a good trainer.
I don't earn my badges, catch a lot of pokemon, or brush my hair.
I have a Pikachu, not a bulbasaur, charmander, or squirtle (I was late).
I believe in swimming in my underwear, not a bathing suit,
In stealing bikes and not returning them.
And the Pikachu is a truly proud and twirpy pokemon.
A Pokeball isn't a nasty thing! A Mr. Mime is cool!
And it's pronounced Pikachu, not pikachow.
Twirpy pokemon trainers are the dead last group of people,
The first group of being chased by Team Rocket,
And the best part of not changing my clothes!
My name is Ash, and I am a twirp!
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