 | We rejoin the Rocketwirp Tribe. Everything is the same as when we left except:
1) No Ash trying to catch Dingoes with his bare hands or "make a bigger fire"
2) Misty, Jessie, and Cassidy have expanded their part of the shelter to 3/7.
3) Tracy is VERY VERY hungry.
TRACY: Waaaa!!!! I need some food! Guys, I'm gonna go look for some food, okay?
CASSIDY: Okay. Hey, why don't you go over to the Terrydacty Tribe?
JESSIE: Cassidy! Don't encourage him to turn to cannibalism!
CASSIDY: I didn't mean that! I meant for him to steal their food!
Tracy exits, looking thoughtful.
JAMES: Too bad I've lost my strange ability to pull things out of nowhere. I'm hungry, too!
MISTY: We all are. But I'm really surprised that we've been here almost a week, and Tracy has survived not eating as much as he piggishly used to!
JAMES: Maybe he'll lose some weight! He sure needs to!
BROCK: I think he had a stash!
BUTCH: I'm looking in his backpack!
The Tribe gathers around as Butch opens Tracy's bag. It's full of not very well concealed candy bar wrappers.
Meanwhile, Tracy walks into the Terrydacty Tribe camp:
TRACY: Hey, guys, got any food?
ERIKA: Um, Tracy, you do realize that you're against us, don't you?
TRACY: I just want some food! I'm starving!
LT. SURGE: Get lost, twirp!
TRACY: Hey, Surge, you look yummy!
LT. SURGE: Sorry, I'm straight.
TRACY: No, I don't mean that you're hot. I meant that you look like you'd taste good!
VIOLET: AH! Cannibal! Get away from us!
TRACY: Come on, guys, I just want some food!
KOGA: Get lost, or I'll pop you with a pin, and that deflates fat people like you!
TRACY: I'd better be going then. (Starts back to his tribe).
GIOVANNI: You know, if we ever got really hungry, we know where to find a lot of meat!
Back at the Rocketwirp Camp:
JAMES: I can't believe Tracy! He didn't even share his chocolate!
MISTY: You know, having food in his bag was dangerous. Animals could have come after it!
TRACY: Hey, guys, what's up? Hey, what are you doing with my bag?
BUTCH: Tracy, I'll kick your...
CASSIDY: Butch, not in front of the twirps! Look, Tracy, you betrayed our tribe, so we're kicking you out!
BROCK: Can we do that?
CASSIDY: Shh! Maybe he'll think we can and leave!
TRACY: You look yummy, Cassidy!
CASSIDY: I have one twirp in love with me, I don't need another!
JESSIE: Ha ha! Are the twirps the only guys you can get, Cassidy?
TRACY: You're yummy, too, Jessie! So are ALL of you!
BROCK: Tracy, are you trying to tell us something?
TRACY: Only that I want food, and you guys are looking tasty!
Tracy flips out and chases the rest of the tribe around the camp.
BUTCH: What's your problem?
TRACY: I'm hungry, and there's lots of meat here!
MISTY: Yeah, there are animals! Go chase them!
TRACY: No! You'd taste better! Who should I eat first?
JESSIE: You mean you're a cannibal! That's sick!
The Rocketwirps chain Tracy up, but then they receive a note from Bob to play another challenge game. The game is to run an obstacle course while tied to the other members of your tribe with a rope around your waist.
JAMES: Aw! We're going to lose again! Tracy's fat and slow!
BROCK: Not when he's chasing food! Let's put him in back so he'll chase us!
JESSIE: No! We want to lose so we can get rid of the cannibal, and we don't want to be eaten! Tracy's going in the front!
The race starts, but the very first obstacle is a curved log to crawl under. Tracy gets stuck. The Rocketwirps try to pull him out, but by the time they do, the Terrydactys are almost done the race. There are two more of the logs. Tracy gets stuck in each one. The Terrydactys win while Tracy is in the last one. The Rocketwirps are getting ready to leave Tracy there when Bob saws him out with a chainsaw. The Terrydactys have won immunity.
We talk to the Rocketwirps individually before they go back to tribal council:
TRACY: Aw, I hate to lose any of my snacks! But I guess Misty's the skinniest. Not enough meat for a big guy like me!
CASSIDY: I know I'll be glad to get rid of the cannibal, but why'd we have to lose again? Voting Tracy off is the only thing to do!
MISTY: For once, a survivor alliance is being kept: I'm voting Tracy off like the whole tribe agreed to before he really does resort to cannibalism!
JAMES: Why did we have to end up with the cannibal in our tribe? I'm hungry too, but do I eat other people? NO!
JESSIE: I despise everyone in this tribe, except for James, and under any normal circumstance, I'd vote for my enemy Cassidy or that creep Brock who still says he loves me. But when somebody wants to eat you, it's not a normal circumstance.
BUTCH: You know, my boss did have a point about Tracy having a lot of meat...
BROCK: We so-called twirps started this game with an alliance. Then, when Ash was voted off, I still had one with Misty and Tracy. But like all good survivor alliances, it's come to an end!
That night at tribal council, Bob is talking to the tribe when Tracy gets hungry again. He leans forward and bites Butch, who is sitting right in front of him. Bob immediately sends the tribe to vote.
BOB: Now it's time for us to see who will leave us this time. The first vote is Tracy...Tracy... Misty...
MISTY: Me! What did I do?
TRACY: You're too skinny. You won't fill me up enough!
BOB: Tracy... Tracy! The tribe has spoken, Tracy, please extinguish your torch!
The end of the show! This time, you know who voted for who, I mean, who would you vote for if there was a cannibal in your tribe?
TRACY'S FINAL WORDS: I'm glad to be going back to civilization. There's food there! I don't know what came over me, sorry for trying to eat you guys! Maybe I'll eat a pizza, or should I have a steak?
Will the Rocketwirps ever win? What will happen to the alliances? Will Giovanni and Butch turn to cannibalism as well? Stay tuned to find out!
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