 | It's a beautiful morning on a deserted Orange Island. At least it would have been if there wasn't a huge bush fire not too far from the Rocketwirp camp.
JAMES: AHHH! The Twirp's back, and he made a huge fire!
BUTCH: No, he's not! Bush fires happen all the time, and it will make the animals run over here so we can kill them for food!
MISTY: But what if the fire spreads?
BROCK (waking up): Yawn! I had such a good sleep now that big fat Tracy isn't here taking up the whole shelter. It's actually pretty big!
JESSIE: And now our side is half the shelter!
CASSIDY: I'm so hungry! There wouldn't happen to be anyone else with a stash, would there?
BUTCH: Today I'm going to catch us some food.
MISTY: Oh, not the dingo! Those things are cool!
BROCK: I'll help you, Butch! (To James) Maybe that will impress the girls!
JAMES: I don't think so, Brock!
BROCK: So, what do you ladies want me to catch? A wild pig? A dingo? A kangaroo?
CASSIDY: EW! You would eat kangaroo?
JESSIE: We don't need any of those. We can go fishing. You couldn't catch anything anyway!
BROCK: But wouldn't pig taste better? And I can so!
JAMES: No, you couldn't, and neither could Botch!
BUTCH: Yes we can, come on, Brock!
But before they can go, Bib calls them to play a challenge game. There are giant puzzles with sliding pieces.
BOB: Whichever team can correctly arrange the pieces into a map first will win a prize! Ready...Set...GO!
The Rocketwirps get into one fight after another, and their losing streak continues. The Terrydacty Tribe wins, and they follow the map to their prize.
ERIKA: We won chickens!
LT. SURGE: Yum! Which one should we eat first?
VIOLET: EW! I don't eat meat! That's so disgusting!
KOGA: I'll cook this one for supper! (He takes the chicken out of the chicken coop).
DAISY: No! Not that one! It's my friend!
BLAINE: Before you kill it, whack it on the head a few times to make it lay eggs!
GIOVANNI: You idiot! That only works in cartoons!
SABRINA: This would go much faster if I used my psychic powers!
Sabrina uses her powers to make the chicken lay tons of eggs, kill it, and cook it.
Back at the Rocketwirp Tribe:
MISTY: That's a 3-game losing streak now!
JAMES: Yeah, and I'm hungry!
JESSIE: Where are Butch and Brock?
CASSIDY: They think they can catch a pig with their bare hands, a knife, and a rope! What morons!
Brock and Butch are running through the forest when suddenly:
BUTCH: Stop! There's a pig! We should sneak up on it and stab the knife into it's heart!
BROCK: It will be hard to stab it's heart from behind. Why don't we strangle it with the rope?
BUTCH: Okay, let's go!
Each of them take one end of the rope and they run at the pig. They get the rope around the pig, but instead of being strangled, the pig starts running and drags Butch and Brock around the forest, and finally back to their camp.
CASSIDY: What were you idiots doing?
BUTCH: Catching a pig, but that stupid twirp screwed up!
JAMES: I'm still hungry! What will we do now?
JESSIE: Do you guys know what the Terrydacty Tribe won?
MISTY: Yeah, chickens! To bad we're such losers!
JESSIE: Well, we are Team Rocket, so why don't we steal a chicken?
BROCK: I'm having no part in this!
MISTY: Neither am I!
CASSIDY: We don't need you twirps! Come on, guys!
The 4 Team Rocket members walk through the forest to the Terrydacty Tribe camp. The chickens are in a pen just outside of the camp. Butch is nominated for the job of going
in the pen. He gets scratched and dumped on, but he gets the biggest one and a handful of eggs. Team Rocket runs back to camp.
At the Terrydacty Camp, by the chickens, 2 hours later:
BLAINE: Didn't we have 3 chickens left?
KOGA: No, man, learn to count! There's only 2!
BLAINE: But there were 3!
ERIKA: There were 4, but we ate one!
BLAINE: Exactly! So we should have 3 left, but there are only 2 in the pen!
SABRINA: (Uses her psychic powers to see the Rocketwirps eating) The Rocketwirps stole it!
GIOVANNI: I'm going to kill my employees and their twirpy friends!
Bob calls them all to play a challenge game, a survivor quiz for immunity. The first team to answer 8 questions correctly wins. The first two contestants are Jessie and Violet.
BOB: What should you do if there is a rock slide? A) Stand under it, B) get away from it, or C) Eat the rocks for dinner?
JESSIE: B.
VIOLET: A, so a hot guy can come and save you!
BOB: Jessie is correct! 1-0 for the Rocketwirps! James and Giovanni, if Team Rocket steals from you while playing survivor, what should you do? A) Eat Team Rocket, B) Get revenge, or C) Dance like a juice box?
JAMES: None of the above. Let Team Rocket keep what they stole!
GIOVANNI: A, after brutally murdering them, of course. Unless it was the boss, then I'd say C.
BOB: You're both wrong, it was B! Next are Cassidy and Sabrina. What is a compass for? A)Eating, B) Finding directions, or C) It's just pretty?
SABRINA: Nothing when you have psychic powers.
CASSIDY: They don't work, but I guess I'll say B.
BOB: B is right! It's 2-0 for the Rocketwirps, and it's Butch and Erika's turns. What is the purpose of pants? A) Wear them, B) Burn them for your fire, or C) Make a strange hat out of them and hop around like a bunny?
BUTCH: I hate pants! I only wear them because it would be inappropriate for children's television if I didn't, so B!
ERIKA: A.
BOB: I'm sorry, the answer was C!
ERIKA: But that's completely useless!
BOB: But it's fun, and since I'm the host, what I say goes! Daisy and Misty, if Ash is dying, what should you do? A) Laugh and let him die, B) Save him, or C) Sing opera at his funeral?
DAISY: B, of course!
MISTY: No, it's A!
DAISY: That is so cruel!
BOB: But correct! So what is it, 3-0?
LT. SURGE: We forfeit! We don't have to take this humiliation!
The Rocketwirps cheer! They finally won! The Terrydactys are so embarrassed by their idiocy that they refuse to give interviews.
They go right to tribal council. Everyone is angry as they vote.
BOB: So, you people did pretty pathetic today! Anyway, our first vote is for Violet...Daisy...Giovanni...Violet... Violet...Daisy...Violet! I'm sorry, Violet, the tribe has
spoken!
VIOLET: Me! What did I do? Okay, so maybe I got mad about killing the chickens and said some stupid answers in challenges, but why?
DAISY: Yeah, you can't kick my sister off!
KOGA: And what if we do?
DAISY: I'll leave, too!
BOB: So, guys, do you want to revote?
SABRINA: No, let them leave, good riddance!
The final words:
VIOLET: It's nice to find out who my real friends are: no one but Daisy!
DAISY: Relax, Violet! I feel sorry for all the losers who have to stay here! We get to go home and eat real food, sleep in beds, and not play stupid challenge games!
VIOLET: You're right! Bye, losers!
Stay tuned for more exiting adventures of the ROCKET SURVIVORS!!!!
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