 | BOB: (now a narrator) Hello, everyone and welcome to our special episode. Originally, this was going to be an update of the last 7 episodes, but we have a special treat for you tonight! I'm glad you found us on at 10:00 rather than 8:00 tonight, and this is an hour of never before seen footage! Why did the Survivor 2 people do more challenges than our Survivors? What do the survivors do in their spare time? How did that strange alliance form? You'll find out tonight!
(on screen words: "The Introductions")
BOB: Originally, we had each survivor do an introduction, and just say who they are, where they're from, what their job is, what they'd do with the money, luxury items, stuff
along that line. But as you'll see, they got off topic interfered with each other's interviews!
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ASH: I'm Ash Ketchum, the best part of this show! I come from Pallet, and I'm gonna be a pokemon master! I wanted to bring my pokemon, but I couldn't, so instead, I took my mom's advice and brought clean underwear! I've got a Pikachu, charizard, squirtle... (we cut out)
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MISTY: Hi, I'm Misty, and I run the Cerulean City gym with my sisters when I'm not training pokemon. I heard what Ash said, and he's so not the best thing on this show! He's going to be the reject after tribal council...did I say that? My luxury item is...gone! I hate you, Team Rocket!
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BROCK: Hi, I'm Brock from Pewter City. I'm a pokemon trainer and gym leader, but I love girls even more! I'm so glad to be in a tribe with Misty, Jessie, and Cassidy, and after the merge, Erika, Sabrina, Daisy, and Violet. With $1 000 000, I'd take Nurse Joy on a date, and my luxury item is a picture of all the Officer Jennies.
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TRACY: I'm Tracy, a pokemon watcher but not a weight watcher. I love food more than Brock loves girls! With the money, I'd buy a lifetime supply of chocolate, and it's none of your business what my luxury item is. I weigh 400 pounds and hope to sample the fine jungle cuisine on this show!
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JESSIE: Hi, I'm Jessie, and I'm on Team Rocket. This is going to be a long show, considering the only person in my tribe I can stand is James. With $1 000 000, I'd be able to stop chasing Pikachu, and my luxury item is my make up...
TRACY: (from off camera) And we all know how much you need it!
JESSIE: Shut up, twirp! At least I don't weigh 400 pounds! Me, James and Meowth together don't even weigh anywhere near that much! If I wasn't on national television, I'd kick your fat butt....
BOB: (off-camera) Okay, Jessie, calm down!
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JAMES: My name's James and I'm on Team Rocket. I'm very mad that I'm on a tribe with the twirps, but I brought my pink dress for a luxury item to cheer me up. If I win a million dollars, my parents will say I stole it from them, so I'm only on this show because Jessie made me come.
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BUTCH: I'm Butch, and I'm on Team Rocket. If I win, I'll buy a whole bunch of chia pets. My luxury item is my fellow chia head, Mr. Heady!
(twirps' giggling from off camera)
BUTCH: Ew, you nasty twirps! I meant the type of head that's on your neck!
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CASSIDY: I'm Cassidy, also a member of Team Rocket. I hate my tribe, but I'm still glad to be on the show. I really don't know what I'll do with the money, I have so much already. I do such a good job, so my boss pays me well...
(Twirp giggling off camera)
CASSIDY: You twirps are perverts! I already said that I was a member of Team Rocket, not...that!
BOB: (Off-camera) Don't get your illegal professions mixed up, Brock!
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DAISY: Hi, I'm Daisy, and I run the Cerulean City gym with my sisters. My luxury item is... inappropriate for TV, but Brock, if we're both still around at the merge, let's go out!
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VIOLET: Daisy! Brock is so mine! But anyway, I'm Violet and I work at the Cerulean City Gym. With a million dollars, I'd get plastic surgery and lyposuction so I won't be so ugly and fat! Tracy, wanna join me for the lyposuction?
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LT. SURGE: I'm Surge, a lieutenant and a gym leader. With the money, I'd buy an army tank to plow my enemies, although I wish I had it now. Do I have to say what my luxury item is?
BOB: (off camera) Yes.
LT. SURGE: But Daisy didn't! Oh, fine, it's a thong!
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ERIKA: Hello, I'm Erika from Celadon City, and I'm a gym leader. I brought some of the perfume I made for my luxury item...
MISTY: (off-camera) Can Ash use some? He smells!
ERIKA: Um...Okay, but it's not really a guys' fragrance...
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KOGA: I'm Koga, leader of the Fuchsia City gym and a ninja... (Breaks into song) Wahohoho! Everybody was kung fu fighting....
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SABRINA: I'm Sabrina, and I'm the Saffron City gym leader. My luxury item is my psychic powers, so you'd all better watch out! I can use them to move things, see people in other places, and see through things. Hey, Surge actually has a nice butt!
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BLAINE: Peace, dudes, my name's Blaine. I run the real groovy Cinnabar Island gym. My luxury item is my lovely lab coat, and with the million dollars, I'd buy tye-dye lab coats!
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GIOVANNI: I'm Giovanni, the mean and evil boss of Team Rocket. I don't really know why I'm here. If I want money, I can just steal it! But anyway, I have 7 luxury items- the girls!
BOB: (from off-camera) Giovanni, despite all the animal killing, bug eating, back stabbing, and fighting that's going to go on here, this is a family show!
(words on screen: "The Lost Challenge")
BOB: Ever wondered why they jumped off a cliff on Survivor 2 but not here? Our Survivors did the challenge, it just wasn't appropriate to show at 8:00...
The 15 survivors (Ash has been voted off) are on top of a cliff. Bob explains that they must jump off the cliff into the water, and then the whole team must pull a box onto the
nearby beach. Jessie and Koga, then James and Lt. Surge jump with no problems. But then Sabrina and Brock jump off. Sabrina was wearing a bikini, but the top fell off and
Brock stole it. They both swim back to their teams, since Sabrina doesn't notice.
BROCK: (to Jessie and James) I stole her top!
JESSIE: Brock, that's mean! Give it back!
(Meanwhile)
Lt. Surge and Koga laugh as Sabrina swims over.
SABRINA: What's your problem?
KOGA: Didn't you hear Bob tell Giovanni that this is a family show?
SABRINA: Yeah, so?
LT. SURGE: Family means wearing a top!
KOGA: And you're not wearing one!
SABRINA: (turns red) That stupid kid must've stolen it! (Swims over to the Rocketwirps). Brock, give me my top!
BROCK: I'm not just going to give it to you! We'll have to trade, and I will not be ripped off! Use your powers to make Jessie's top vanish, and I'll give you yours back!
JESSIE: Sabrina, you better not, or I'll kick your...
SABRINA: Calm down, Jessie! Sorry, Brock, I'm straight and I'm not doing that!
Instead, she uses her powers to make Brock's bathing suit vanish. Then, she tries to make her top float back to her in the air, but Brock has such a strong grip that he floats,
too, and is lifted out of the water. Everyone on he cliff has stopped to watch the scene below and they laugh.
BOB: Brock, what happened?
BROCK: Sabrina made my bathing suit vanish! Sabrina, put me down!
CASSIDY: Oh, go ahead! We don't want to see his ugly butt!
SABRINA: Just let go. (Brock does, and he falls back into the water. The challenge continues. Cassidy and Daisy jump, but Brock is sad because it's not a repeat of Sabrina.)
BROCK: Hey, Butch, I need pants. Can I have yours?
BUTCH: No way loser! But you can have James'!
JAMES: No way!
Brock is upset until he sees Misty and Erika, both wearing bikinis, jumping off the cliff. He decides to take matters into his own hands. He swims over to Misty, and as they are
swimming back, undoes her top. Misty swims over between Jessie and Brock, not noticing.
JESSIE: (to Misty) fix your top!
BROCK: Don't tell her! I was enjoying the view!
BUTCH: That's sick, Brock! She's a little kid!
BROCK: Then maybe I'll have to get Jessie and Cassidy! Would you like that better, Butch?
BUTCH: Much!
But before they can, Tracy jumps off the cliff and makes a huge tidal wave that washes everyone downstream and drains part of the lake.
(on screen: "The Terrydacty's Jacuzzi")
BOB: Ever wondered why we featured more of the Rocketwirps than the Terrydactys? Here's a Terrydacty scene we cut out!
DAISY: Hey, look, Violet! The rushing water makes this stream like a Jacuzzi!
VIOLET: Cool! Hey, everyone, look what we found!
The rest of the Terrydactys, except for Giovanni, go in with them.
KOGA: Where's Giovanni?
ERIKA: Hey, Giovanni, come see our Jacuzzi!
GIOVANNI: What's that, Erika? You want me to go in the Jacuzzi with you?
ERIKA: Yeah, and the other 6 members of our tribe. Look what Daisy and Violet found!
Giovanni goes in. As he sits down, his bathing suit falls off and starts going downstream.
GIOVANNI: Come back, pants! (chases them).
DAISY: Now there's a nice butt!
SABRINA: Nah, Surge's is better!
BLAINE: I'm not even going to ask.
LT. SURGE: Who wants to see my lovely butt?
KOGA AND BLAINE: Not me!
DAISY AND VIOLET: I do!
LT. SURGE: It's a vote! Sabrina? Erika? What do you think?
ERIKA: Surge, is that the kind of thing you want to do on TV? I vote no.
SABRINA: To torment Daisy and Violet, I'll vote no, too. I can see it any time!
VIOLET: Oh, look, here comes Giovanni, and he hasn't found his pants!
(On screen: "How the Rocketwirps Coped with Losing")
BOB: The Rocketwirps stole this idea from Survivor 2. It wasn't a good one.
It's the night after the Rocketwirps lost the chickens, and they're sitting around a campfire. (6 members remain).
JAMES: We're such losers!
BUTCH: Speak for yourself. You guys always make us lose!
MISTY: You know, on Survivor 2, when Ogakor kept losing, they gave each other compliments! Why don't we try to make everyone feel better so we can win immunity tomorrow?
BROCK: Um, Okay, Misty, you're my friend.
MISTY: Thanks, even though I'm not sure that you're mine. Brock, you're...
CASSIDY: A pervert.
JAMES: Cassidy! You have to say nice things!
MISTY: ...He's very determined, at least when girls are involved.
BROCK: Thanks, I guess. Jessie and Cassidy, you're hot!
JESSIE: That's really shallow, Brock!
BROCK: Well, I could have said that you're mean, and evil, and rotten...
CASSIDY: Shut up, twirp! At least we have eyes and no smelly BO!
BROCK: Shut up, OK! It was between the picture of the Officer Jennies and deodorant for my luxury item, and of course I chose the picture!
BUTCH: (Only trying to turn girls against Brock) Cassidy... you're... nice... and I guess Jessie is too.
JAMES: Nice, Botch? That's worse than hot!
BUTCH: It's Butch!
MISTY: What happened to being nice, or do I have to do everything myself?
(Brock giggles)
JESSIE: What's your problem, twirp?
BROCK: he he he he he he.... she does things... he he he...
JAMES: Doesn't everyone? I mean right now, we're sitting, breathing...
CASSIDY: You didn't honestly think he was being clean! You're nasty, Brock!
BUTCH: I haven't got any complements yet!
JESSIE: Well, I guess you're... nice.
BUTCH: (BEEP!) I hate you all!
(On screen: "The Jessie-Misty-Cassidy Alliance")
BOB: Guys, this was a really unexpected alliance. How did it form?
MISTY: Mainly because of Brock.
CASSIDY: But kind of Butch, too.
BOB: But they were your friends! When was the turning point, when you just thought, Okay, this is war?
JESSIE: When they started plotting to pull our bathing suits off after jumping off that cliff.
MISTY: You guys were lucky! He actually got me!
CASSIDY: Relax, Misty! Even Butch says that there was nothing to see.
MISTY: What's that supposed to mean?
BOB: Okay, guys, simmer!
JESSIE: We're not guys! But Misty, she meant that you're...
BOB: Girls, simmer! The alliance seemed to start in the very first episode, with you three sharing part of the shelter.
CASSIDY: Yeah, it was the only way to be save from the guys.
BOB: And how did you divide the shelter in half?
JESSIE: A blanket and some tape.
BOB: But how did you get tape on the island?
MISTY: Uh...It was my luxury item?
BOB: I won't ask. But then, around Episode 5, you guys started fighting. You didn't even vote the same way in Episode 6! Is the alliance off or on?
CASSIDY: Well, kind of both. We don't always get along, but with those losers around, I wouldn't vote them off.
BOB: So there you have it! The mysteries of Survivor, and a great comedy hour, revealed!
See you next time on Survivor!
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