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The twirps start this episode by talking to the camera.
MISTY: Now that all the Terrydactys are gone, Team Rocket is going after me and Brock.
BROCK: Whichever one of us doesn't win immunity is gone this episode. But I thought you had an alliance with Jessie and Cassidy!
MISTY: I do.
BROCK: So vote for James!
MISTY: Jessie would never vote for James. We're voting for you, unless you win immunity. Then, they'll turn on me.
BROCK: I thought you were my friend!
MISTY: You have no friends!
After the survivors eat rice for breakfast, Bob calls them to the reward challenge.
BOB: OK, guys, welcome to our Internet cafe. This is the best prize yet: a half an hour to talk to your families on line and shop with this credit card. How does that sound?
MISTY: Great! I'm dying to laugh at Violet and Daisy for getting voted off!
JAMES: No thanks! How can I make sure I lose?
BOB: It's all up to your families who wins! We're going to ask them all 5 survival questions, and whoever's family answers the most right wins!
CASSIDY: One problem: I have no family!
JESSIE: Me, neither!
BOB: Well, we have a solution for that. Jessie, you look so much like James' fiancee Jessibelle that we figure you must be related somehow! Cassidy, you have no family, so you can talk to your friend Butch. Now, I'll give each of you a chance to sign on and say hi.
(On line):
JAMES: Hi, parents. Get all these wrong!
PARENTS: Oh, James, not until you come home and marry Jessibelle!
JAMES: That will be never! Who cares, you're stupid anyway.
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BROCK: Hi, dad! How are you? How are the kids?
FLINT: Hi, son! I'm good, and so are 9 of your brothers and sisters, but I'm afraid Suzy just had a little accident.
BROCK: I don't want to know, just answer these questions!
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CASSIDY: Hi, Butch! I hope you're not still mad at me!
BUTCH: No, I actually feel sorry for you, on the island with those losers!
CASSIDY: Losers is right! It's just me, Jessie, James, and two twirps left! (sends message)
CASSIDY: Oh no! I wasn't supposed to tell you that! There are confidentiality laws... Just answer some questions and pretend you don't know, okay?
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JESSIE: Hi, Jessibelle, are we really related?
JESSIBELLE: I'm not sure. We look alike, but I wouldn't have known you if James weren't cheating on me with you.
JESSIE: Shut up, we're just friends. Even though I hate you, you'd better get all these right so I can go shopping!
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MISTY: Hi, Daisy and Violet the losers and Lily the chicken!
LILY, VIOLET, DAISY: Hi, Misty! We just got makeovers, so we're even more beautiful! How could we be related to someone as ugly as you?
MISTY: You're the ugly ones! I don't want to talk to you, so answer every question wrong!
(Off line, After everyone has answered the questions:);
BOB: Now it's time to find out who won. The winner is Jessie, since Jessibelle answered all the questions right!
(Online):
JESSIE: How would you know about survival? You live in a big mansion.
JESSIBELLE: What? Those were right? I just guessed answers and hoped to be wrong so I wouldn't have to talk to you!
JESSIE: I hate you too, but thanks, I guess. Now I get to go shopping.
JESSIBELLE: What do I get?
JESSIE: Nothing.
JESSIBELLE: I hate you! How's James?
JESSIE: Fine, now that he's escaped from you!
JESSIBELLE: Are there other people on that island besides you and James?
JESSIE: Yeah, three other contestants, the host, the crew... Why?
JESSIBELLE: Good! But just wondering...
JESSIE: I told you, we're JUST FRIENDS!
JESSIBELLE: Whatever. Anyway, why do we look alike? I know I couldn't be related to you!
JESSIE: Don't change the subject! But good question...
JESSIBELLE; Is this half hour up yet?
JESSIE: Ten minutes. But close enough.
JESSIBELLE: Good. I never want to talk to you or see your ugly face again!
JESSIE: Then don't look in a mirror! Bye!
Back at camp, everyone is feeling happy. Brock and Cassidy are glad they got to talk to their family or friend, James and Misty are glad they didn't have to talk to their families for very long, and Jessie is glad she went shopping. They play Frisbee and backgammon, but soon are bored.
MISTY: This is boring!
JAMES: I know! It's even worse than being hungry!
JESSIE: It's even worse than talking to Jessibelle!
BROCK: Woah! Look at the fire!
JAMES: What's wrong with you, man?
CASSIDY: Yeah, what exactly was your luxury item? Drugs?
BROCK: No! My picture of the Officer Jennies!
JESSIE: Could've fooled us!
MISTY: Yeah, Brock! You have a picture of Officer Jenny and you're bored? That's so unlike you!
BROCK: No, it got wrecked. I drooled on it too much.
The next day is the immunity challenge.
BOB: Okay, this is a jail break challenge!
CASSIDY: Yes! I should win, considering I've gotten out of jail twice!
BOB: I'll ignore that. You all have five locks on you, and you have to run around the forest looking for the keys. When you find a key, you'll have to answer a question right to get to use it. The first one to meet me at the other end of the forest with their locks off wins. Here's a story to help you with the questions! Long ago a twirp named Ash decided to eat his friend, Brock's hair.
BROCK: I remember that. It was...unpleasant.
BOB: But unfortunately, Ash was allergic to hair, and broke out in huge purple spots all over his already ugly face. Brock meanwhile looked for something to fix his bald spot. Tracy said he knew, but Tracy thought chocolate cured everything and dumped his hot chocolate on Brock's head, burning Brock. Misty knew how to cure Brock's burns and Ash's spots, but she only had enough medicine for one...
BROCK: (Bursts out in tears) WAAAAAA!!!!!!! She hates me!
BOB: And as you can guess, she picked Ash.
JESSIE: Ew, you like that nasty twirp!
CASSIDY: Yeah, he's even worse than Brock!
BROCK: (Suddenly cheers up) You mean you'll go out with me?
CASSIDY: No, but Misty will go out with Ash!
MISTY: No, I won't! I only helped Ash because his spots were worse than Brock's burns!
JAMES: It's no fair that the twirps have an advantage at answering the questions!
BOB: All of you, shut up! Survivors, ready... GO!
The survivors run into the forest, looking for keys. The questions to get the keys included "Is Ash ugly?" "Whose hair did Ash eat?" and "Who did Misty help?" Brock was the first one to get the locks undone, considering he was the star of the story. But Brock has lost one of his locks and must go find it. Instead, he slams into Cassidy, sending her and her locks flying just as she is about to win. Brock steals one of her locks, and Bob didn't see so he gives Brock immunity. The other survivors are mad at the advantage Brock had in the challenge.
At tribal council, they all vote.
BOB: Let's see the votes: James...Misty...James...Misty.. Only one vote left...Brock! Who keeps doing that?
CASSIDY: Me! I despise Brock! But anyway, do your tie-breaker.
BOB: Okay, to break the tie, we look at how many votes you got in other tribal councils. James, Misty, how many did you get?
MISTY: Only one, when Tracy said I was to skinny to eat.
JAMES: I got one, too!
JESSIE: Cassidy, just choose! You can't vote Brock off, he's immune!
CASSIDY: Fine! Sorry, this isn't personal, I'm just thinking of my own safety. I vote for Misty, since her boyfriend isn't here to beat me up and James' girlfriend is.
JESSIE AND JAMES: We're just friends!
MISTY: So are me and Ash!
Whatever, Misty! The voting this time was Rockets vs. twirps.
MISTY'S FINAL WORDS: It was really fun being on this show, but I'm sorry Team Rocket, Ash will kill me if we keep our old alliance. That brings me to another thing. I'm not mad that you voted me off, but I am mad that you said Ash was my boyfriend! He's so not...
We cut out, because she won't shut up. Only 4 left! See you next time on Rocket Survivor!
Survivor Episode 12 |