 | We join the survivors, and Brock talks to the camera.
BROCK: I'm the only twirp left now. Yahoo! I kick butt! But, anyway, I need immunity to kick James off the island and be alone here with the girls. Then, I'll win immunity again, be in the final 2, and my friend Misty will convince the jury to vote for me! I rock!
Bob calls them to the final reward challenge.
BOB: Okay, this is a chance to make up for your mistakes in other games. It combines elements from our other challenges. First, you have to run, blindfolded and with locks on your feet, along a rope. When you get to the end of the rope, there will be a bell, and you can take your blindfold off. Then, you have to solve a puzzle. when you do that, you can take your locks off. Then, run over to the thing that looks like a big see-saw with two buckets. Dump water into one and make a fire in the other. The first to light the fuse at the top wins the best prize ever...
BROCK: A date with Nurse Joy?
JESSIE: It better not be!
CASSIDY: If it is, I'm not playing!
JAMES: I'll kick your butt, twirp!
BOB: No, it's even better! You'll win a cool new car that turns into a tent, a night to sleep in it, food, a shower, and a surprise guest.
BROCK: Nurse Joy will visit me?
The survivors take off when Bob yells go. It's close, but Jessie is the winner.
BROCK: Awww! Why would Jessie want to see Nurse Joy?
CASSIDY: Brock, you idiot! Why would it be Nurse Joy?
JESSIE: It better not be Nurse Joy! If it is, I think I'll kill myself!
On another part of the island:
BOB: Congratulations, Jessie! Here's your cool car that turns into a tent. Now, special guest, bring out the food!
JESSIBELLE: (walks up) I'm not bringing you food like a servant!
JESSIE: Jessibelle! How did she get here?
BOB: She's your surprise guest!
JESSIE: Great, now how do I get rid of her?
BOB: What's wrong, Jessie? Aren't you glad to see her?
JESSIE: No, I'm not happy to see that ugly cow!
BOB: I know you have low self-esteem, but...
JESSIE: I was talking about her!
BOB: But you two look alike!
JESSIE AND JESSIBELLE: No we don't! I'm so much prettier than her!
BOB: You even think alike!
JESSIE AND JESSIBELLE: Shut up! We don't! Stop that!
BOB: Have fun in the tent, guys! (leaves)
(in the tent)
JESSIBELLE: This is such a dirty, nasty place! How can you stand it?
JESSIE: I just think of the money.
JESSIBELLE: I'm going to get rich an easier way: marry James.
JESSIE: No, you're not! He hates you. Hey, I know how I can get rid of you! What if I killed you out here, dressed up like you, married James, and got rich?
JESSIBELLE: I told you you're in love with him!
JESSIE: No, I was just trying to scare you away.
JESSIBELLE: Well, I'm not leaving. There are even nastier things than you out there!
JESSIE: What, Brock? Don't worry, he's far away.
Jessibelle doesn't leave, since she was thinking more of the animals. The next morning, Bob comes to tell Jessie that she can have the next part of her prize: a hot shower.
JESSIBELLE: I'm going to stand here so you can't have a shower and I'll ruin your prize!
JESSIE: Fine, I'll shower in my bathing suit.
Jessibelle gets mad because Jessie isn't. A few minutes later:
JESSIE: You can have a shower, too.
JESSIBELLE: But there's only one shower and I didn't bring my bathing suit!
JESSIE: You don't need either! (dumps a bucket of water on Jessibelle's head).
A few minutes later, Bob comes back. He brings both Jessie and Jessibelle back to camp.
JAMES: Oh no! It's Jessibelle!
JESSIBELLE: James! Now you can come home and we can have our wedding!
JAMES: Does she have her whip?
JESSIE: No.
JAMES: Then, no way!
BROCK: I'll marry you if he won't! You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!
CASSIDY: But yesterday, that was me, and before that, it was Jessie, and last episode, that was Misty, and before you drooled on that picture, it was Officer Jenny! Make up your mind! What happened to you, Jessibelle?
JESSIBELLE: Jessie dumped water on my head. But I don't need a whip, I have this branch!
JAMES: AAAHHHH!!!!! Tie her up!
The whole tribe grabs things such as ropes, blankets, and pieces of the shelter and ties her up. When they're done, Jessibelle can't move, and she stays tied up until it's time for her to leave and Bob rescues her.
Later, Bob sends them a scale.
JESSIE: Oh my God! I only weigh 75 pounds!
CASSIDY: And I lost 20 pounds!
BROCK: Too bad Tracy wasn't here! He needs to lose weight.
JAMES: But If he was here, we wouldn't be.
BROCK: We could have tied him up like we did to Jessibelle and Bob.
CASSIDY: We have nothing big enough to fit around him. How much do you weigh, Brock?
BROCK: I weigh 100 pounds, exactly a quarter of Tracy's weight and double Misty's.
JAMES: How come you twirps are either super fat or super skinny?
BROCK: Tracy eats all the food, and we get none.
JESSIE: I wouldn't say you eat none. You and Ash are pigs!
BROCK: Ash burns his calories by swimming in his underwear, and I burn mine floating after Nurse Joy.
CASSIDY: And Misty, is she anorexic?
BROCK: I don't think so, but the same could be asked of you guys.
JAMES: The same could be asked of a lot of people in the pokemon world! Except for the few who are really fat!
CASSIDY: But no one's just normal! It's sad to say, but Brock and Ash are actually the closest to normal.
JESSIE: But only in size, not mentally!
Bob calls them to the immunity challenge.
BOB: This is a matching game challenge. You have to look under two of the covers and try to find a match. The order was decided already, and Brock, you're up!
Unlike on Survivor 2, there are real snakes, not wooden ones. Brock picks up one with a snake and gets bitten.
BROCK: AHHH! (passes out)
BOB: It's a venomous snake! Call the safety crew!
Brock is taken away by the safety crew.
JAMES: Is Brock okay?
BOB: Oh, yeah, we have an anti-venom medicine here.
CASSIDY: Darn!
They continue the challenge and Cassidy wins.
Brock is back for tribal council. He is cured, however, the medicine is making him act weird.
BOB: Let's see the votes. First one: Brock...Brock....Hey! You people have a serious problem with voting! Is it too hard to write either Jessie, James, or Brock on these ballots?
CASSIDY: It wasn't me this time, I swear! What does it say?
BOB: This says Pineapple the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtle.
BROCK: Yeah, Pineapple's going down!
BOB: No, Brock, actually, you're going down. There are two votes for you and only one ballot remaining! Bring me your torch.
It's pretty obvious what happened: Team Rocket went against Brock, and Brock really shouldn't have had so much medicine!
BROCK'S FINAL WORDS: Yo! Cowabunga dudes, I'm Pineapple! Bye, dudes, have fun and always eat your pineapples and broccoli too. Bob, what did you guys do to me? Are you trying to kill me? Who wants to go shave poodles with me next weekend? (In run some guys with a straight jacket)
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