 | It is pouring rain on the Survivor Island. The water has soaked through the Rocketwirps' shelter, and they're drenched. It's the middle of the night, but no one is
sleeping.
JAMES: I'm afraid of thunder storms!
BUTCH: Shut up, moron!
CASSIDY: Why don't you, Butch? I'm getting really fed up with you!
BROCK: Aw, poor Cassidy! I'll beat him up for you! Would you like me if I did that?
CASSIDY: No, not that you could any way!
JESSIE: Wanna know how I would like you?
BROCK: How? I'll do anything!
JESSIE: Jump in the lake and stay underwater for an hour!
BROCK; But I'd die!
BUTCH: Duh! We all want you to die!
MISTY: Come on, guys, stop fighting! If we want to beat the Terrydactys, we have to get along!
BROCK: Misty's right! Let's do a rain dance!
Misty, Brock, and James dance in the rain, but then there is a boom of thunder and James runs back to the useless shelter.
JAMES: (Hiding under a blanket) Save me!
JESSIE: James, stop being such a baby!
JAMES: (Crawls out) Okay. (But then there's a flash of lightning, and James clings to Jessie, screaming).
CASSIDY: Can't he act his age instead of his shoe size?
JESSIE: It would be nice if he did act his shoe size!
The next morning, the Rocketwirps are angry at each other from the lack of sleep. Bob calls them to a challenge game with the prize of a picnic!
BOB: Okay, survivors, one person from each team has to direct the other blindfolded members of their team through an obstacle course. They can only yell to them, they can't touch them. The first team to finish the course and put the picnic basket at the end on the table wins!
JESSIE: I get to do the directing!
CASSIDY: You! I get to!
JESSIE: You do not!
CASSIDY: Wanna fight?
Jessie pushes Cassidy in the river, but Cassidy trips Jessie and she falls in, too. They wrestle in the river for a while.
JAMES: Maybe we should stop them before they kill each other!
MISTY: Yeah, and that doesn't look too good either!
BROCK: No! Let them fight it out! I wanna go out with the winner!
Bob has to pull the girls apart. He allows Jessie to do the directing, since she called it first.
Giovanni and Sabrina are also fighting, and Bob allows Sabrina to direct the others, since she would use her powers and see through the blindfold anyway.
Jessie and Sabrina scream over top of each other to their team to go around the obstacles. It looks close, but James puts the basket on the table first.
JAMES: We finally win some food!
BOB: Congratulations, Rocketwirps! Here are your Mountain Dew and Doritos for the picnic!
GIOVANNI: If I were in my rightful position of Boss, we would have won!
SABRINA: Shut up, loser! We would have won if you weren't so fat and slow!
ERIKA: At least now they won't be stealing from us!
LT. SURGE: But now I wont get to try out my trap!
At the Rocketwirps camp:
JAMES: I love chips! Yum!
BUTCH: We can finally eat! You losers didn't screw up this time!
Brock holds a chip out in front of Misty's face. Misty gives him a strange look.
BROCK: Do you want this chip as a token of my affection?
MISTY: Ew! No way, you touched it!
BROCK: You mean you don't want to eat out of my hand?
MISTY: NO!
BROCK: Jessie?
JESSIE: NO! I'd eat one of those 2-foot long worms before I'd eat a chip out of your hand!
BROCK: Cassidy?
CASSIDY: Ditto for me.
BROCK: Aw! Nobody loves me!
JAMES: I don't love you, but I'll eat that chip! (Eats it).
BUTCH: Uh, James, I wouldn't eat that if I were you! Who knows what he did to it!
BROCK: What are you insinuating, Butch? That I have cooties?
BUTCH: Yes, I am saying that you have cooties! Do you have a problem with that?
BROCK: Yes, I do! Wanna fight?
BUTCH: Sure! I'll pulverize you!
BROCK: No, you won't! Say, how about the winner wins a date with any one of the girls they want!
BUTCH: Fine, lets take this into the forest!
Meanwhile, at the Terrydacty camp:
GIOVANNI: Those stupid Rocketwirps! They won all the food, and we only have two chickens left!
SABRINA: Well, Giovanni, seeing as you're the leader of Team Rocket and they're only the troops, why don't you steal from them?
GIOVANNI: I'm no good at stealing! I just hire people who are!
LT. SURGE: The whole lot of you are useless! I'll go kill one of those chickens for us to eat!
Lt. Surge stomps off into the forest, cursing his tribe. He has totally forgotten about his Rocketwirp trap and he trips on a twig and falls on the barbed wire.
LT. SURGE: AHHHHHH!!!! (Passes out).
ERIKA: Did you guys hear something? Is Lt. Surge Okay?
GIOVANNI: Who cares about that moron? Where's my chicken?
KOGA: Oh no! You don't think Surge forgot about the Rocketwirp trap, do you?
SABRINA: (uses psychic powers) Yup. He did.
The Terrydactys run out to the chicken coop to see Surge passed out in a pile of blood.
ERIKA: Surge? Can you hear me? Is he...
GIOVANNI: I hope so. Good riddance.
LT. SURGE: I'm here.. help...
SABRINA: I'll send the rescue crew a psychic message!
KOGA: Don't worry, help is on the way!
The rescue crew arrived quickly. Surge is put in a helicopter ambulance to try to save him and take him to a hospital. Nearby:
BROCK: So where do you want to fight?
BUTCH: Here's good. Say your prayers, twirp!
IN THE DISTANCE: AAHHHHH!
They run to see what it was and get there in time to see Lt. Surge being put in the helicopter. Erika, Koga, and Sabrina look upset, and Giovanni looks joyous.
BUTCH: Hey, twirp, how about instead of beating each other up, we race back to camp?
BROCK: OK, that way next episode, we could still merge with 6 members!
They start to run, but then Butchs pants rip and fall off. Brock runs back to camp. Butch slowly walks back, trying to hide that he wears girls underwear. When he finally gets back:
BROCK: What took you so long? After a lot of thought, I've decided that if I can only have one of the girls, I want Cassidy!
CASSIDY: Ew! No way will I go out with you!
BUTCH: Yeah, she's mine!
JESSIE: So, Cassidy, you go out with guys who wear pink underwear?
CASSIDY: I'm not going out with him! Butch, I'm not yours, and I'm hoping those underwear aren't either!
JAMES: (walks up) Hey, guys, listen to this! Bob just told me that there's been an accident!
BUTCH: (Ignores) Actually, they're not mine, I stole them from your room!
JAMES: Are any of you listening? The Terrydactys had a trap built for us, and Surge fell on it! He's out, and there's no challenge today. We all continue to merge next episode!
BROCK: So that was what happened! Butch and I saw him being put into a helicopter!
MISTY: Poor Surge! I hope he's okay!
JESSIE: But now we'll merge 6 and 4! We have two more people than them.
BUTCH: Terrific! Now Cassidy, do you want your underwear back, or not?
CASSIDY: EW! No, keep them!
JAMES: Yeah, Butch, they're really stylish!
What will happen when the teams merge? Will Brock ever get a girlfriend? It looks like Jessie and Cassidy have broke their alliance, but what about Misty? Watch the next
episode to find out!
LT. SURGE'S FINAL WORDS: (from the hospital) No, I didn't die, though I know Giovanni was hoping I would. But good luck to Koga, Erika, and Sabrina, kick those Rocketwirp's butts, but whatever you do, don't build a trap for them!
Survivor Episode 6 |