 | INTERVIEW #3- CASSIDY AND BUTCH
Jennifer and Matthew interview Butch and Cassidy. Butch enters the room crying. They all sit down.
BUTCH: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
JENNIFER: What's wrong, Butch?
BUTCH: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
CASSIDY: He's crying because someone killed Blue from Blue's Clues.
MATTHEW: Oh, yeah, that was us!
BUTCH: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Why couldn't you have killed that guy instead?
CASSIDY: Thank God! Butch has been so annoying about that stupid show. I was about to kill it myself!
JENNIFER: Would you still think it was a good idea if I told you that Jessie and James helped?
CASSIDY: No, why'd you have to kill Blue? You've made Butch so sad!
MATTHEW: So, why do you guys wear black when Jessie and James wear white?
BUTCH: We're mourning Blue's death!
CASSIDY: I'm not. Actually, I don't know why Jessie and James wear white. Most of Team Rocket wears black.
BUTCH: We should wear blue to honour Blue's Clues.
JENNIFER: Who taught your drowzee to dance nastily?
CASSIDY: Butch.
BUTCH: (Suddenly happy). Yeah! Wanna see a demonstration?
JENNIFER, MATTHEW, CASSIDY: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butch dances anyway. Matthew rolls a large hamster ball at him. It rolls over him, mushing him flat on the ground.
BUTCH: Ouch, tee hee! (He gets up)
MATTHEW: What kind of socks do you guys wear?
BUTCH: Smelly ones.
CASSIDY: Yeah, his socks sure do reek!
MATTHEW; And do you eat cheese?
CASSIDY: Yes, what's wrong with eating cheese?
JENNIFER: Matthew, stop with the stupid questions! How did you join Team Rocket?
CASSIDY: Sorry, that's confidential information. The boss doesn't want any more screw-ups like Jessie and James.
MATTHEW: What about Team Rocket isn't confidential?
CASSIDY: Not much.
JENNIFER: What about the base? Can you tell us abut the base?
BUTCH: Oh, it's a lovely place! There's lots of trees around it and some mountains behind it. Have you ever been driving in Viridian City and seen that building with...
CASSIDY: Butch, we're not supposed to tell people where it is!
BUTCH: Oh yeah! Well, it's okay, if anyone asks, James told you. I hate him because he called me Botch!
JENNIFER: At least it was that vowel and not another one. But it's okay, we won't tell anyone.
CASSIDY: Good! If the boss found out we'd told someone, he'd kill us!
JENNIFER: That's mean! Is your hair blond, or just bright yellow?
CASSIDY: This is my natural colour.
BUTCH: But it's bright yellow.
MATTHEW: And Butch, is your hair naturally green?
BUTCH: No. I was wearing a green hat in the rain, and the colour ran. So my hair and the roots got permanently stained green.
MATTHEW: And what's the strangest thing you've seen while on Team Rocket?
BUTCH, CASSIDY: The twirp who doesn't comb his hair!
JENNIFER: So you agree with Jessie and James that he reeks?
CASSIDY: We're not saying that!
BUTCH: Yeah, he smells lovely!
MATTHEW: Okay, so Butch, is it true that you're a chia head?
BUTCH: Of course not, my hair wasn't naturally green. I kind of wish I was a Chia head though.
CASSIDY: You're about as smart as one.
MATTHEW: Does your raticate have BO? Our friend had one and it stunk!
CASSIDY: Not as bad as Butch!
BUTCH: The raticate smells much worse than me!
JENNIFER: Did your boss bail you out of jail the second time, too?
CASSIDY: Yes, he did, but he was really mad at us and he beat us up.
BUTCH: He kicked me in the head! He's very vicious!
MATTHEW: Did he attack you with Pokemon, or just himself?
BUTCH: Both. He used his Persian to bite us.
JENNIFER: Did you get revenge on him?
CASSIDY: Not yet.
JENNIFER: But you're planning to?
CASSIDY: Yes.
BUTCH: We were going to take our Drowzee and make it hypnotize the boss' Persian and then make Persian attack the boss.
CASSIDY: Butch! Now we have to make a whole new plan!
JENNIFER: No, it's okay! We hate him, too, so we'll help you!
MATTHEW: I have a Lugia that can help!
CASSIDY: Bring your Lugia and meet us in front of the base tomorrow at 2:00 in the morning. It will be easy then, because the boss will be asleep.
BUTCH: I told you where the base is, right?
MATTHEW: This is just like when we were plotting to kill Blue with Jessie and James!
BUTCH: Blue!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CASSIDY: This is something you did with Jessie and James? I want no part in it!
BUTCH: Come on, Cassidy, let's go home! I want to watch my Blue's Clues videos so I can pretend she's still alive.
Butch drags Cassidy out the door.
JENNIFER: Do we still have to met them tomorrow at 2:00 in front of the Team Rocket base?
MATTHEW: I guess not. We can't anyway! I forgot! We've scheduled an interview with the Elite Four tomorrow at 2:00 in the morning!
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