 | It is once again raining when the survivors wake up.
GIOVANNI: Why couldn't they have picked somewhere with nicer weather for this show?
CASSIDY: You're an idiot, Boss! If they picked somewhere nice, this wouldn't be Survivor.
BROCK: We have better things to worry about, guys! We only have enough food to last until the end of this episode!
KOGA: I know a ninja thing we could do so we don't get hungry.
JAMES: (Breaks into song) Everybody was kung-fu fighting...
KOGA: No! We can meditate to the sand God.
JESSIE: And that's going to help us how?
BROCK: We could eat the sand!
MISTY: It would be better than your cooking!
ERIKA: I'd much prefer the kung-fu fighting!
Bob sends them a tree mail to tell them about the next reward challenge. They must pair up, with one girl and one guy on a team.
JAMES: How are we going to pick the teams?
BROCK: I don't care who I'm with. Why don't we draw names like on Survivor 2? Then fate will find me the girl of my dreams!
MISTY: All in favour of drawing names? (Only Brock raises his hand) Sorry, Brock!
JESSIE: James, you're on my team!
GIOVANNI: And Erika, you're on mine.
CASSIDY: Koga, wanna come with me?
KOGA: Sure!
MISTY: Don't tell me I'm stuck with Brock!
At the challenge:
BOB: Okay, Survivors, here's our challenge! It's an obstacle course that you have to run in pairs. First, you have to crawl under the ropes, walk across the swings, jump in the water, go through the tire, over the wall, and run to the finish line. Two teams will go at a time, and the winners of each race advance to the finals. The winners of the finals wins a helicopter ride to the coral reef, and lunch!
GIOVANNI: No fair! I put Jessie, James, and Cassidy through challenges ten times this tough at Team Rocket training!
BROCK: To even it out, why don't you come on my team, Jessie!
JESSIE: No way!
BOB: The teams are fine. Lets have Giovanni and Erika against Jessie and James first.
Giovanni and Erika are creamed! Giovanni is very out of shape, and after the race, Erika is mad at him. But Misty and Brock are also creamed by Cassidy and Koga, since Brock
can't stop staring at Cassidy and Misty has to drag him.
Jessie and James face Cassidy and Koga in the finals. Finally, the Team Rocket members and ninja have some competition. It's very close, but Cassidy and Koga win.
MISTY: Hey, Bob, since me and Erika had loser partners, can we form our own team and challenge Cassidy and Koga?
BOB: Well... which one of you is a guy?
MISTY AND ERIKA: She is!
BOB: Then who's the girl?
MISTY AND ERIKA: Me!
BOB: Then, no. Whatever you are, you're the same thing!
Cassidy and Koga get on the helicopter. They go to an island by a reef. After finding coral for the other survivors, they're sitting on the beach.
KOGA: You know, Jerri had a good idea about this place.
CASSIDY: Who's Jerri?
KOGA: You know, the girl on Survivor who's a conniving little...
CASSIDY: No, her name is Jessie, with 's'!
KOGA: No, I mean Jerri on Survivor 2!
CASSIDY: Oh. What about her? (Pauses) Ew! You're nasty!
BOB: (Walks up) The food's ready! Come with me! (They follow him to a large tent.)
CASSIDY: Look at all the food!
KOGA: And there's wine, too!
BOB: Yes, but I'm sorry, Cassidy, we can't encourage underage drinking on this show!
CASSIDY: What! Why not!
BOB: As I said many times in the special episode, this is a family show! Bye, guys, enjoy your lunch!
CASSIDY: Fine then, I get all the Doritos!
KOGA: Pig!
CASSIDY: Boozer!
A few minutes later:
KOGA: Cassidy, it's not my fault that you can't have any wine. Can I please have some of those Doritos?
CASSIDY: No.
KOGA: Fine, gain even more weight.
CASSIDY: Excuse me? The whole time I've been here I've done nothing but lose weight!
KOGA: You could have fooled me.
CASSIDY: Are you saying I'm fat?
A giant food fight erupts. All the food but Cassidy's Doritos and Koga's wine is destroyed.
When he helicopter comes back to pick them up, Cassidy and Koga aren't speaking and Koga is drunk. Back at camp:
ERIKA: Hi, guys, how was your trip?
CASSIDY: Even Brock would have been better than him! But anyway, I Brought you guys some coral! Boss, this piece of crap one reminded me of you. James, this is yours because it's pink like your dress. Misty, this is for you because it looks like a psyduck, and Brock, yours is really twisted just like you! Erika, here's yours, I thought it looked like a little perfume bottle. And Jessie, the biggest one is for you!
JESSIE: Are you calling me fat?
CASSIDY: No, I'm bribing you to vote for Koga with me at tribal council.
JAMES: Speaking of Koga, what happened to him?
KOGA: Wine...yummy... (falls over)
ERIKA: Oh no, its the gym leader meeting all over again!
The next day, Koga is hung over, but Bob still calls them to the Immunity Challenge.
BOB: OK, survivors, this is another game with multiple rounds. The first round is two people, each standing on a platform high above the water. You have to each hold on to one end of the rope and use it to make the other person fall in. The winners advance to the second round, where you stand on a log tied to platforms at either end and try to shake each other off. The two remaining people advance to the final, which is like the first round, only on shaky, floating platforms.
James and Koga are first, but Koga gives up. Jessie and Misty are next, and it is Misty who falls in. Next up are Cassidy and Giovanni, who once again gets his butt kicked by
an employee. Last are Brock and Erika, and Brock jumps at Erika, yelling that he loves her and losing the game.
In the second round, Jessie beats Erika and Cassidy beats James. Jessie and Cassidy are once again opponents in the final, but this time, Jessie is victorious and wins
immunity.
(Back at camp in the shelter with the Rocketwirps):
MISTY: So, can we all vote the same this time?
BROCK: Yes. Who are we voting for?
JESSIE AND JAMES: The Boss!
CASSIDY: What about Koga?
BROCK: Yes...A threat to me getting girls...
JESSIE: No, I think the Boss is worse than Koga.
JAMES: Yeah, and we all have to vote the same, or else it could end up a tie, and one of us could go.
CASSIDY: Fine, the Boss it is.
(In the forest with the Terrydactys);
KOGA: We're voting for Cassidy.
ERIKA: No! Since they have the advantage, we should vote for someone who they might go against!
GIOVANNI: And sadly, that's not Cassidy!
At Tribal Council:
One by one they vote.
BOB: So who will join Sabrina on the jury? Let's see the votes... Brock... Koga... Koga... (Koga sends Cassidy an evil look, and she gives a confused one back) Brock... Giovanni... Koga... Brock... Koga. I'm sorry, Koga, but the tribe has spoken.
KOGA: I know who I'm not voting for if she survives to the final two!
CASSIDY: What! I didn't vote for you!
What happened there? Well, we'll start with the obvious. The Terrydactys voted for Brock. Jessie, James, and Misty feared that Brock and/or Cassidy would vote for Koga, which could lead to a 3 to 3 tie with Giovanni and a Rocketwirp, so they just gave in, even though they never told them. Girls meant more to Brock than Tribal loyalty, so he voted for Koga. Cassidy stuck with the plan to vote for Giovanni.
KOGA'S LAST WORDS: This game has gotten really strange. Some people don't realize that they have to stay friendly with the jury. Oh well, now I get all the wine and Doritos I want!
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