 | BOB (Host): Hello, and welcome to our pokemon world edition of survivor! We're here on one of the deserted Orange Islands, and now let me introduce our contestants. The Rocketwirp Tribe is Jessie, James, Butch, Cassidy, Ash, Misty, Brock, and Tracy. The Terrydacty Tribe is gym leaders Violet, Daisy, Lt. Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.
Bob and all of the contestants are flown onto the island. There is a big crate for each tribe, with a map to their area and stuff they will need. In the Rocketwirp tribe:
ASH: I'm carrying the map!
MISTY: No you're not, you'll just get us lost!
TRACY: I'm hungry! Can we eat yet?
CASSIDY: There's some bugs on the ground, dig in! Butch, you carry all the heavy stuff.
BROCK: And I'll help! (Quietly) Maybe then the girls will like me!
JESSIE: Oh, really, Brock? You'd be so hot! (To James) Not really, I just don't want to carry the heavy stuff.
JAMES: Yeah, you're right! Keep pretending to like him! You too, Misty and Cassidy!
The tribes must now carry the crate and its contents 4 miles to their camp. 3.9 miles later:
ASH: Are we almost there? My feet hurt!
BUTCH: Shut up, twirp, or I'll make your head hurt!
BROCK: Jessie, would you still think I was hot if I got someone else to carry this stuff?
JESSIE: I never did think you were hot! I'm not a child molester! I just didn't want to carry all that stuff, and it worked!
CASSIDY: I think this is were we have to build our camp. What a crappy place!
The tribe must now build a shelter and a fire on their camp. But Ash makes this a disaster for the Rocketwirp Tribe, because he knocks their tent-like shelter down twice and sets himself on fire. After it's finally repaired:
JAMES: We all know who we're kicking off this island!
MISTY: I'm not even going to try to win immunity! We have to be the tribe to vote someone off before Ash kills us all!
BROCK: Hey, guys, guess what! We only have one shelter for the girls and the guys! I know who I'm sleeping beside!
JESSIE: You know, I might actually vote for Brock!
CASSIDY: No, we'll just claim that shelter! You guys build another one!
BUTCH: That's not fair! We built that shelter for 8, and there are 5 guys, 3 girls, and nothing to build another shelter with!
JESSIE: Fine then, I'll just put a wall down the middle of that shelter. Cassidy and Misty, if you're afraid of Brock too, you help me and come on my side.
The 3 girls get up, grab some blankets, and get to work.
TRACY: No fair! You don't get half, only 3/8!
CASSIDY: It's not that big a difference! Shut up twirp!
BROCK: No, Tracy, let them! Then it will be only fair to go 4 and 4, and I'll get to go onto their side!
BUTCH: Who says you get to?
JAMES: You guys are all sick! So here's the plan: whatever stupid game Bob makes us play tomorrow, we lose on purpose and vote off the twirp!
That evening, James performs the usual Team Rocket act of pulling things out of nowhere, this time with food, so the Tribe eats their fill of dinner (except for Tracy, the bottomless pit). Then they go to sleep, but unfortunately for Brock, Jessie, Misty and Cassidy know his plan and have only taken 3/8 of the shelter. The 3 usual enemies have formed a temporary alliance of Brock-haters.
The next morning, the twirps swim in a nearby river in their underwear. Then, Ash sees a Dingo and chases it in his underwear like they did with the diglett, trying to be the hero and catch it with his bare hands. Really all he achieves is having the other 7 tribe members laugh at him and be further convinced that Ash is the right choice to vote off.
Bob calls all the survivor contestants to play a challenge game. In this game, there is a wheel with "food" on it. One person from each tribe steps up to eat whatever is spun,
and some of it is pretty nasty! The first two contestants step up to the wheel: Ash for the Rocketwirps and Lt. Surge for the Terrydactys. They spin the wheel and get Bulbasaur guts! Both eat them, but Ash
throws them back up.
EVERYONE: EW!
BOB: That's one point for the Terrydacty Tribe!
Next are Butch and Violet. They spin the caterpy, which they have to eat whole, but are both successful. Tracy and Giovanni are next. They spin Miltank brains! Tracy will eat anything, as is apparent from his size, but Giovanni gets sick and the score is tied! Jessie and Koga are next, but they get lucky and get to eat an apple. Then, James and Erika are even luckier and get to eat chocolate. But Misty and Blaine aren't so fortunate.
MISTY: EW! It's a bug! I can't stand seeing bugs, there's no way I'm eating one!
BLAINE: Yummy!
BOB: The score's 5-4 for the Terrydacty Tribe.
Cassidy and Sabrina are next, and they both manage to swallow a worm. Last, but not least, are Brock and Daisy. Their "food" is Charmander eyeballs, which Brock eats but
Daisy doesn't.
BOB: Now we have a tie-breaker! The winner gains immunity. Each tribe must choose someone from the opposite tribe to play.
Both tribes know that they should pick someone who wasn't successful, so the Terrydactys choose Misty and the Rocketwirps choose Daisy. Bob brings out some massive purple worms. Misty refuses to eat it, but Daisy grabs the worm and chokes it down so her team will win immunity. The Terrydacty Tribe cheers, but so does the Rocketwirp Tribe, because they get to get rid of a pest.
(Now we talk with the Rocketwirp Tribe individually about the rest of the tribe:)
MISTY: When we first got to this island, all of us so-called "twirps" promised never to vote each other off, but they're all being so annoying! Ash is an idiot, Tracy's only thinking about his stomach, and Brock's only thinking about girls. But survivor's all about breaking alliances, so one of them is going tonight!
ASH: I'm the only one on this team who does anything! I tried to make a bigger fire and tried to catch a dingo so we could eat. I tried to eat those bulbasaur guts, but Misty didn't even try! And Jessie, Misty and Cassidy made our part so small and I get squished between fat Tracy and snoring Brock. Is there any way I can switch tribes?
TRACY: I'm so hungry! Why couldn't we have got that Dingo? Miltank brains aren't big enough! Maybe I'll start in on my stash...
BROCK: James and Butch are the only things standing in my way of getting Jessie and Cassidy! But wait, nobody's really in my way of getting Misty, except maybe Ash...
JESSIE: I can't believe those twirps! I can almost stand Misty, but Ash's a loser and he's driving everyone insane, Tracy's a pig, and Brock's in love with me! Those kids are
enough to make me forget that Cassidy's my enemy!
BUTCH: Ash is such a moron! We better vote him off, or I'm gonna kill him off!
JAMES: MMmmm!!! That chocolate was good! But I can't believe those twirps made us lose!
CASSIDY: I really don't know who to trust, or who to vote for. It's only a matter of time before or little anti-Brock alliance ends. Butch has been acting really violent, but then, Ash has been bringing out the worst in everyone.
That night at tribal council, the members of the Rocketwirp tribe vote one by one. Then Bob reads the votes out:
BOB: And our first vote is for... Jessie! (Ash sticks his gives Jessie a wild grin and sticks his tongue out). And one for Ash... (Jessie does the same thing back) Brock....
Ash...Ash...Ash. I'm sorry Ash, but the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.
The end of the show- time to find out who voted for who. Ash obviously voted for Jessie, and Cassidy decided that Butch was funny and voted for Brock, who she thought was a creep. Other then that, everyone voted for Ash.
ASH'S FINAL WORDS: I was the best part of this show! How could you get rid of me! Ratings are going to drop now! To my "Friends" Misty, Tracy, and Brock, have fun with Team
Rocket!
Will the Rocketwirps get revenge on the Terrydactys? Will the Anti-Brock alliance end like all other survivor alliances? Will they catch a Dingo? Find out on the next exciting episodes of Rocket Survivor!
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