 | This is the final episode, and only 3 remain. Each of them talks to the camera, one at a time:
JAMES: I'm so hungry! I'm actually pretty glad this is the last episode. I don't think I can take this starvation any longer! I really miss Meowth. It would be great to win, as long as my parents don't find out, or they'll think I stole it from them.
JESSIE: We've been here for 13 episodes, and it's going to be hard to go back to chasing Pikachu as normal. It's not because of that alliance with Misty, I'm over that, and it's not her Pikachu anyway, it's Ash's. Of course, this won't be a problem if I win and quit my job. Or if Meowth stole Pikachu while we were gone...
CASSIDY: I really need immunity in this next challenge. If either Jessie or James wins, I'm gone, because they're such good friends, they'd never vote each other off. The winner basically gets to choose who's in the final two with them. I really don't know who to choose. I don't know which way the jury's going to think.
Bob sends them three small logs, paint, paintbrushes, and instructions to paint their own idols. After the idols are finished, they take a hike. Along the trail, there are the torches of all the voted-off survivors, in the order they were voted off. It turns out to be a thoughtful time for them. They approach Ash's torch.
JESSIE: I only have two words: good riddance! (Hey, who said they were nice thoughts?)
James: I know! I hope Meowth stole Pikachu while Ash had to leave it alone!
They walk to Tracy's torch.
CASSIDY: This was the insane loser who tried to eat us, right?
JESSIE: Yeah. Needless to say, I have no regrets about him, other than his being on our tribe!
JAMES: I do! Why couldn't we have found those chocolate bar wrappers when they were still full?
Violet's and Daisy's are side-by-side next.
JAMES: I didn't really know them, but I guess it was really loyal for Daisy to leave with Violet.
Cassidy: I think it was dumb of her. Would you leave for your sister Jessibelle, Jessie?
JESSIE: Cassidy! She's not my sister!
JAMES: Can we shut up about evil Jessibelle? Let's go!
Blaine's torch is the next one.
JESSIE: For someone of Blaine's age, he did well.
JAMES: Yeah, I feel kind of sorry for him, even if he was the enemy.
Next comes Lt. Surge.
CASSIDY: This is the enemy I feel sorry for, falling on barbed wire.
JESSIE: I kind of do, but then I remember that that barbed wire was meant for the three of us and Butch because we stole the chickens.
JAMES: You know, if he hadn't fallen on the wire and they won the challenge and merged five and five, would we still be here now?
JESSIE: Of course we would! The writer loves us too much to get rid of us!
After walking for awhile, they come to Butchs.
CASSIDY: I feel kind of sorry for voting off my friend. I should've kept him around for one more episode, so he could be on the jury and vote for me.
Sabrina's is next.
JAMES: You know, she got busted for using her powers, but we never got busted for stealing food.
CASSIDY: Bob's afraid of us. Team Rocket rocks!
The 8th stop is Koga's torch.
CASSIDY: I was glad to see Koga go.
JESSIE: What exactly happened between you two?
CASSIDY: He's got a really sick mind, he likes Jerri's idea for fun things to do at reefs, and he wouldn't give me that wine!
JAMES: Wasn't it Bob who stopped you from having wine?
CASSIDY: Yeah, but you can't vote off the host, so I had to blame someone.
Next they come to Giovanni's
JESSIE: I was glad to get rid of the Boss.
JAMES: Me, too. You know, one of us is going to quit our job.
CASSIDY: And the rest of us are going to be fired.
Erika's is next.
JAMES: Erika was actually pretty nice.
JESSIE: Too bad she wanted off the island, or we could've gotten rid of the twirps first.
The next torch was a twirp's: Misty's
JAMES: For a twirp, I guess she wasn't bad.
CASSIDY: Yeah, and she was the perfect third person to drag along in the strange alliance.
JESSIE: What are you talking about? Me and Misty dragged you along!
The last torch they see is Brock's.
CASSIDY: I was most glad to get rid of Brock.
JESSIE: Me too! What an insane perverted loser!
JAMES: Who was that Pineapple guy he voted for again?
CASSIDY: A teenage mutant ninja squirtle.
JAMES: I love that show! Pineapple is the best one! Stupid Brock, why couldn't he have voted for Broccoli?
Finally, they get to the end, where Bob is waiting by a river.
BOB: Hey, guys. I want to give you all a chance to give something back to the land you've been living off of. So, one by one, you can go over to the river, talk about your experience, and throw your idol in.
JAMES: Wait a minute, Bob! That's polluting!
CASSIDY: Yeah, Bob, you want us to thank the land by throwing crap in the river?
BOB: Yeah, why not?
JESSIE: Because it's polluting and killing innocent water pokemon!
BOB: I thought you were supposed to be the bad guys!
JAMES: Just because we're thieves doesn't mean we're heartless!
CASSIDY: But why don't we throw Bob in the river? Then all the water pokemon could have a snack!
BOB: Okay, Okay, you don't have to pollute, just don't throw me in!
They go to tribal council, where the final challenge is.
BOB: Okay, this is a quiz game to see how much you know about your fellow survivors. I'll ask a question, and you write the answer on the note pads I gave you. First question: which survivor threw up Bulbasaur guts on the first episode?
All 3 get the correct answer: Ash.
BOB: Name 2 of the Survivors who once dressed up like the Spice Girls in their spare time.
Jessie puts Giovanni and James. Cassidy puts Koga and Butch. James puts himself and Brock. But who is right?
BOB: You're all right, it was all the guys who made it to the merge. Look at this picture, and tell me whose Pikachu it's of.
Jessie and James know it's Ash's, after all, how long have they been chasing it for? But Cassidy thinks that's too obvious and puts Lt. Surge.
BOB: Jessie and James got it. Now here's a tough one. Who will be the only jury member who's not a gym leader?
James guesses Brock even though he knows that's not right. But Jessie and Cassidy get it: whoever is voted off next. It's Jessie: 4, James and Cassidy: 3.
BOB: Next one: (holds up a broken chair) What happened to this?
All 3 write down "Tracy sat on it."
BOB: Great job! And the final question: (holds up some pink underwear) whose are these?
The answers are all different, but everyone agrees that they're not a girls', that would be too obvious. Jessie says the Boss, Cassidy says Koga, and James says Brock.
BOB: You're right, Jessie!
KOGA: No, she's not! I have a pair just like those!
BOB: Shut up, Koga, the jury may not speak right now. Jessie, you've won immunity, and since Cassidy and James' votes would cancel each other out, you cast the only vote.
JESSIE: I'll just save paper and say goodbye to Cassidy right now.
CASSIDY'S LAST WORDS: How could Jessie vote me off? Okay, so I know how, but she'll be sorry! I guess she just knew that I'd beat her!
Only Jessie and James remain. After the final night, they burn the shelter and agree to hang the survivor flag from their balloon. Meanwhile, the jury talks to the camera
individually:
MISTY: I'm concerned about Brock's mental health, I mean, he voted for a Ninja squirtle. I'm going to take this into consideration when I vote.
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BROCK: I have no clue who to vote for. Jessie's hot, but James is a fellow ninja squirtle fan.
Decisions, decisions!
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GIOVANNI: I don't want either of my employees to win! Now somebody will quit my fabulous team. Oh, well, good riddance to those two losers.
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KOGA: I'm going to vote for whoever's the most ninja-like (Breaks into song) Wohohoho! Everybody was kung-fu fighting...
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ERIKA: This is a really tough decision, they're both great survivors. It's too bad that I have to pick between them. It's also too bad that the other jury members... aren't all there.
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SABRINA: It's really hard for me to decide, since I didn't know them too well. All I know is, they're both cheaters who got away with it!
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CASSIDY: I'm not sure what to think, I mean, Jessie voted me off, but we also had that alliance...
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They go to tribal council to pick the winner. Each member of the jury may ask one question to the two remaining contestants before they vote.
BROCK: Who's your favourite ninja squirtle and why?
JAMES: Pineapple all the way!
JESSIE: I don't watch that idiotic show!
BROCK: Aw, guys! You're making it so hard for me! How can I choose between the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and my fellow ninja squirtle fan?
JESSIE: Who have you loved for the last 13 episodes?
BROCK: You.
JAMES: But remember Acapulco? I can be hot, too!
JESSIE: EW! You're really a guy!
BOB: Okay, guys, stop! Brock, sit down, that was such a stupid question! Misty?
MISTY: I actually have a real one. I got the idea from Survivor 2. Who of the jury, do you think is not worthy of the prize. Two people, no explanation.
JAMES: Brock and the Boss.
JESSIE: Ditto for me. But can I elaborate?
BOB: No. Koga's up.
KOGA: If Surge hadn't got hurt, this game could have been totally different. Who do you think would be in the final two then?
JESSIE: Me and James.
JAMES: I agree. The writers would never vote us off!
KOGA: True. Who's up next?
SABRINA: Me. I just wanted to ask for confessions for cheating, since that was what I got voted off for, and you did the same and win money. How fair is that?
JAMES: It was just survival! We needed food, so we went looking for some, and we found chickens.
JESSIE: Yeah, and it was Butch and Cassidy's ideas anyway.
GIOVANNI: If you two win, do you plan on quitting your job?
JESSIE AND JAMES: (lying) Of course not!
CASSIDY: What would you do to make me think you should win?
JAMES: I'd dress up like a girl and do the worm.
JESSIE: Me, too, but without the worm part.
JAMES: Jessie, that wouldn't be funny. You are a girl!
JESSIE: Shut up!
ERIKA: Do you have any regrets about anything that happened while you were on this show?
JESSIE: Yes. I regret that you wanted off the island, because we would have rather gotten rid of the twirps than you.
JAMES: Butt-kisser!
JESSIE: Shut up, I'm not finished! I also regret having Ash in my tribe. I would have traded him with any one of the Terrydactys, even my Boss!
ERIKA: We're glad you couldn't do that, we don't want him, either. James, what about you?
JAMES: I regret that Brock thought I was you and I woke up beside him.
BOB: OK, now it's time to vote for the winner! Jury, go up there and write the name of the person you want to win!
After the jury votes, Bob grabs the votes and runs to a nearby helicopter.
BOB: We're going to read these back home in Kanto! See you guys!
6 months later, Bob finally gets the survivors back together at a fake tribal council.
BOB: OK, the moment you've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Who will be the ultimate survivor and take home $1 000 000? The second place person will get $100 000. Instead of me just reading the votes, we will watch the tape of the jury voting. Roll it!
(on tape):
SABRINA: James, you get my vote. You're both cheaters, but Jessie stole my shampoo, too!
GIOVANNI: Considering I have to vote for an employee, I'll vote for the one I love; Jessie.
(off tape):
JESSIE: The feeling isn't mutual.
GIOVANNI: Can I take my vote back?
BOB: No. Watch the rest.
(on tape):
KOGA: James, my vote is for you. When you said you'd dress up like a girl and do the worm, I thought that was pretty close to kung-fu fighting.
MISTY: Jessie, I voted for you, just because of that alliance.
BROCK, OFF CAMERA: Misty, you're the worst survivor ever! Alliances are for breaking!
ERIKA: James, I thought you were the ultimate survivor, so you've got my vote.
BROCK: Jessie, I thought about what you said, and I vote for you. I've loved you, and the other girls too, but that's beside the point, for 13 shows, and I vote for you in hope that you'll go out with me on Friday!
(off-tape):
JESSIE: I won't.
BOB: And now the last vote. The winner of Survivor 2 1/2: Pokemon World Edition is....
(on-tape)
CASSIDY: Jessie, you voted me off, so sorry, but I have to vote for James.
(off-tape)
JAMES: I WON!!???!!!!!!!!
BOB: yes, you did. Congratulations! Good bye, everyone!
We leave the survivors with a scene of everyone congratulating James, Jessie and Cassidy fighting, and Brock getting rejected by the 4 other girls as well. All is back to normal in the pokemon world, well sort of. Meowth did catch Pikachu while Jessie and James were away. Team Rocket gave Pikachu to the Boss, who gave them each $100 000, then they quit their jobs. With $1 400 000 between them, they settled down for a very early retirement vacationing on a nicer Orange Island.
THE END!!!
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