 | INTERVIEW #5- THE FIRST 4 GYM LEADERS
Jennifer and Matthew interview Gym Leaders Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, and Erika. They come in and sit down, but Brock is fidgeting in his chair.
JENNIFER: Brock, what's wrong?
BROCK: I've got a wedgie from my thong.
LT. SURGE: Do guys wear those?
BROCK: I wanted to find out about girls, so I thought I'd dress like them.
LT. SURGE: Is there anything wrong with guys wearing them?
BROCK: No, not really.
LT. SURGE: Good, because I have one and I like it!
MISTY: There aren't that many guys who do. And I'd NEVER go out with a guy who did.
BROCK: That's why I don't tell too many people.
MATTHEW: What would happen if a snake ate a cat?
BROCK: It would barf.
ERIKA: Why did you ask such a stupid question?
MATTHEW: To get off the subject of thongs.
JENNIFER: What do you guys do as gym leaders?
MISTY: We have to battle people who want badges and go to gym leader meetings.
LT. SURGE: Remember that time Koga got drunk at the meeting and danced on the table in his underwear with a lampshade on his head?
BROCK: I don't remember that. Was he wearing a thong?
MATTHEW: I hope not. What exactly are gym leader meetings for?
BROCK: We exchange new ways to cheat in Pokemon battles.
MISTY: Brock! We exchange battle strategies!
LT. SURGE: That's the professional way of saying it.
ERIKA: We also talk about the different people who came to our gyms.
LT. SURGE: Yeah, we had fun laughing at that Ash guy!
MISTY: Ash is the ultimate cheater: he makes problems, then solves them so people think he's great and he gets badges.
JENNIFER: Sort of like Mike Harris!
ERIKA: Who's that?
JENNIFER: A politician in Ontario, where we're from, and a real moron. Have any of you heard of him?
LT. SURGE: Nope, but Pokemon world politicians suck, too.
BROCK: Did his strategy work?
MATTHEW: Yes! He's our premier, but I don't know why anyone would vote for him!
BROCK: Then Ash would be a very successful politician.
MISTY: I wouldn't vote for him.
JENNIFER, MATTHEW, ERIKA, BROCK, LT. SURGE: Neither would I!
BROCK: Um, Misty, Tracy told me that you told Melody that you have a girlfriend. Is there something you want to tell us?
MISTY: No! It's not me! Maybe it was Melody who has a girlfriend.
BROCK: No way! Tracy said that she liked Ash!
LT. SURGE: Well, there must be something wrong with her if she likes Ash! Is she his girlfriend?
ERIKA: Maybe Ash's her girlfriend! He did come to my gym dressed up as a girl!
BROCK: Yeah, he did say he liked that!
ERIKA: By the way, who's Tracy? Brock's girlfriend?
MISTY: No way! Brock couldn't get a girlfriend, even if he was a guy, like Tracy is!
BROCK: I can so, I'll even prove it! Erika, will you go out with me?
ERIKA: No!
BROCK: How about you, Surge?
LT. SURGE: I'm a guy. I thought you wanted a girlfriend!
BROCK: You're close enough.
LT. SURGE: Sure, then, I'll go out with you.
ERIKA: Who's Melody? Is she Misty's girlfriend?
MISTY: No! I don't have a girlfriend!
MATTHEW: Well, if you want one, we've got the phone numbers of all the girls we've interviewed. I'm not going out with them, I just needed to call them about the interviews.
BROCK: Have you got Agatha's?
JENNIFER: Yeah, we've got Agatha's, and Lorelei's, Jessie's and Cassidy's too! We've even got Sabrina's since we're interviewing her next week! Want any of their numbers Misty?
MISTY: No! I'm straight! I don't want a girlfriend!
BROCK: I want Agatha's number!
MATTHEW: Why? She's an old hag!
LT. SURGE: I thought I was your girlfriend!
BROCK: You're only my girlfriend if Agatha won't be.
LT. SURGE: Are you dumping me, Brock? Fine, I want Bruno's phone number. Do you have his, too?
ERIKA: Are you trying to tell us something, Surge?
JENNIFER: Okay, guys, stop it. What are the oddest things you've seen as gym leaders?
LT. SURGE: The time when Koga got drunk at the meeting and danced on the table in his underwear with a lampshade on his head. I told you about that, right?
MISTY: One time a cow ate one of my challenger's hair!
BROCK: Hair tastes good! Can I eat yours?
MISTY: NO!
BROCK: Well, I haven't seen anything weird, since I can't see. How do you open your eyes?
ERIKA: Koga came to my gym and got drunk, and he was dancing around in his underwear with flowers. When I told him what he did, he blamed it on the perfume!
BROCK: Erika, can I eat your hair?
ERIKA: NO!
BROCK: How about you, Surge? Your hair looks yummy! Pleeeese?
LT. SURGE: No way, you dumped me!
BROCK: You can be my girlfriend again!
LT. SURGE: Okay, then. (Brock starts eating off Lt. Surge's hair).
MATTHEW: What's wrong with you guys?
MISTY: There's nothing wrong with me, or Erika either! But Brock ate too many of those donuts a.k.a. riceballs!
JENNIFER: So he's not always like this?
MISTY: He usually only tries to get girls to be his girlfriends, but he does keep trying to eat my hair!
Brock starts eating Misty's hair.
MISTY: Brock! Stop it! I'm leaving so my hair doesn't get eaten! Come on, Erika! (Misty and Erika get up and leave).
BROCK: Hey, Surge, hair tastes great! If you help me catch them, I'll share !
LT. SURGE: Okay, let's go! (Brock and Lt. Surge chase after Misty and Erika).
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